Comedy Greats

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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby sirineou » Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:10 am

fredlk wrote:I vote to have our esteemed member Mike added to our Comedy Hall of Fame. :D

I second that motion
The Gangrene jock was very,very funny , and that lung lining punchline had me rolling on the floor :lol: :lol:
so much so that I almost chocked on a wad of tobacco I was chewing on. :mrgreen:
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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby fredlk » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:13 am

(Dad's daughter walks up to him)
Daughter- Dad I gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whats that?
Daughter- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Okay.
(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)
Daughter #2- Dad I gotta tell u something...
Dad- Whats that?
Daughter #2- I'm a lesbian.
Dad- Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?
Son- I do!!!!
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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby Roger Ramjet » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:30 pm

MGV12,
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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby fredlk » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:42 pm

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Here are some good things that happen as you grow older
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either!!
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Things you buy now don't have time to wear out.
And, one of the best advantages of being old.
"I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all!"
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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby Mike Judd » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:38 am

Thank you very much guys ! I didn't have a joke to pass on so I thought I'd just try to lighten your day if you are still indulging ? By the way I got my movie directors mixed up, it was John Huston, he was 81 so what the hell ! pass me a fag , I might be missing something.
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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby MGV12 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:45 pm

Sent by a friend ... some people have way too much spare time:


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Re: Comedy Greats

Postby sirineou » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:45 pm

MGV12 wrote:Sent by a friend ... some people have way too much spare time:


Nice block work in the background. what make's Thais incapable of cutting a block in half to start the next course is beyond me.
Oh yea and while I was looking at the block work, I also enjoyed the music. :D
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